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Name: Dex
Gender: Male
Interests: Taking extremely long baths with rubber duckies and tap dancing under the moonlit sky without wearing headgear or a squirrel who came from Africa because he wished to make his way in the USA but soon discovered racism against squirrels was at a peak in the South and the KKK chased him onto my head and I said "get off!" but he merely scoffed so I booted him across the lawn but at dawn he came back so I slaughtered him with a butcher knife I'd borrowed from my wife and his blood got all over the floor so when the cops stopped by to ask why the KKK was outside I invited them inside but then they saw the bloody squirrel and charged me with committing a hate crime I told them to get lost, so then they cuffed me and stuffed me in their van and we drove for hours before we came to our stop, so we went in the station and while they checked me in I phoned a relation but they said "Get lost, loser!" and so I got put in jail and now am frail and weak from hunger so I take baths and dance under th
Expertise: Playing bass, squirrel psychology and proctology
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Art
Message: message me
Member Since:
12/3/2004
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| This is a new post... it's been quite awhile hasn't it? | | |
| and now i'm not! actually i've been back for a whole week but oh well! | | |
| i am now gone at church camp. have fun! | | |
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